thank the supreme being for melanie marquez

Thanks to Ate AnneGi for this post sa FC Y!Groups. Na-enjoy ko ito even if it contains the explicit bashing of Melanie Marquez. Hehe. Have fun.


MELANIE MARQUEZ BOO HOOS:

Guess what? Melanie Marquez is seriously thinking of writing her own book! Jonathan Chua (who is a STAR contributor) has compiled some Melanisms for inclusion in that much-awaited book. Enjoy!

>>>I won't stoop down to my level.

>>>Hello? Bulag ka ba? Bingi ka ba? Are you dep?

>>>'Yung STD, baka sa maruming toilet lang niya nakuha n'yan. (when commenting about the allegation of Kris Aquino that her brother Joey Marquez has STD)

>>>E ikaw ba naman durugin ang ari mo… 'Pag di ka naman nanutok ng baril?

>>>We are lovers, not fighters.

>>>My brother is not a girl, he's a gentleman.

>>>That's why I'm a success, it's because I don't middle in other people's lives.

>>>Don't judge my brother; he is not a book! (again, another counter to the Kris-Joey scandal)

>>>Kapatid ko pa rin s'ya. We are one and the same.

>>>I don't eat meat. I'm not a carnival.

>>>Eto na po ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong bagong taon sa inyong lahat! (during her acceptance speech at a Metro Manila Film Festival awards night where her bioflick, directed by her late father Temyong Marquez, won an award)

>>>Sumasakit ang migraine ko!

>>>Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay!

>>>Period na talaga, wala ng exclamation point! (when asked on S-Files if her present husband, Adam Lawyer, is her Mr. Right)

>>>(at a talkshow after her break-up with Derek Dee, Melanie was asked if she had some words for Derek's mother [whom she partly blamed for the separation]). Oo nga, pero i-English-in ko para maintindihan niya. (she looked into the camera,a nd with the peremptoriness of royalty, said) And to you Mrs. Dee, I have two words for you. Ang labo mo!

>>>(when asked for a message to her daughter who was allegedly abused by their houseboy) Don't worry little angel, big angel is here!

>>>(on what they should do to the houseboy who molested her kid) He should be put behind bar!

>>>You can fool me once, you can even fool me twice, you can even fool me thrice. But you can never fool me four!

>>>(while waiting backstage during a noontime show, after watching Nikki Valdez do her dance number) Nikki, you're so galing. You should go to the States. You will sell hotcakes.

Add-ons:

>>>When it comes to fashion, it is not your problem anymore, because it is our problem anymore! (her slogan-statement in her show, Ginang Fashionista at QTV Channel 11)

>>>(at the death of her friend Chat Silayan) I hope I can use my knowledge so that her family could be together in the celestial kingdom.

From a text message: Top 8 Melanie Marquez Quotes

>>>I couldn't care a damn!

>>>What's your next class before this?

>>>Can you repeat that for the second time around once more from the top? (ulitin natin hanggang mamatay tayo!)

>>>Hello? (on the phone) My brother Joey is out of town. Would you like to wait?

>>>Don't touch me not!

>>>Hello? (on the phone again) For a while, please hang yourself.

>>>You! You're not a boy anymore! You're a man anymore!

>>>Come, let's join us!

Hmm...I wonder what she would come up with next time? We actually have our own: "What are friends are for." Haha. ;)